The Secret Life Of...

jaesama:

when i die and go to heaven, i hope i’m greeted by 17 year old harry in his ramones shirt.

(via haz-nana)

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability, via ashtoniwir)

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

(via fletcherirwin)

Friend: Promise you won't tell anyone

Me: I promise

Me: *Tells my mom*

The obvious answer +

(via boodoodoll)

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via rlyhemmings)

andthatlittleblackdress:

*intro to Enchanted starts*
this one goes out to every cute boy I’ve made eye contact with in the last 5 years

(via swiftbeautifultragic)